Courtesy of eelslap.com Click pic above. You’re welcome. -Shawn E Mlines Related Links: 1980’s Sitcom Character Monroe Ficus Publicly Repudiates Actor Jim J Bullock 10 Sexting Autocorrects That Almost Cost Me My Sex Life Rick Santorum Overjoyed to Learn Jim J Bullock Not in Fact Dead, But Heartbroken Bullock Will Still Not Work with… [Read More]
In Honor of Tuesday: 12 MORE Unintentionally Homoerotic Batman Images
Due to popular demand, I am sharing MORE of my disturbingly extensive collection of Unintentionally Homoerotic Batman Images. -From the Private Collection of Shawn E Milnes Related Articles: 14 Unintentionally Homoerotic Batman Images Rick Santorum’s Personal Manservant Leonard Tells All! 1980’s Sitcom Character Monroe Ficus Publicly Repudiates Actor Jim J Bullock 10 Sexting Autocorrects That… [Read More]
Turandot at the Metropolitan Opera
We went to out first Met opera of the season last night. Turandot. I had never seen it in its entirety and never live so I was excited. It was also being broadcast on the Met’s Sirius Radio Channel. After passing ads in the lobby for special reward programs for people under 40, we took… [Read More]
The REAL Meaning of Fashion’s Night Out
On a recent tour of the Manhattan Gay leather bar scene I was introduced to the Handkerchief Code. Well I was introduced to a bunch of interesting and thought provoking stuff which will be the subject of later posts, but the Hanky Code is what I am going to discuss here. The Hanky Code, also… [Read More]
In Celebration of Dark Knight Rises: 14 Unintentionally Homoerotic Batman Images
In honor of the opening of Dark Knight Rises, I am sharing some selections from my disturbingly extensive collection of Unintentionally Homoerotic Batman Images. Notice they wake up in bed together in the first panel… The above is… [Read More]
What’s Wrong With the Metropolitan Opera Online Survey?? A Lot.
Last week after finally obtaining a subscription to the Metropolitan Opera—and clearing up error after error (in call after draining call) —I received an email requesting I answer a survey from the Met. It warned me that it would take up to 20 minutes to complete. That’s a fairly long time for a survey, but… [Read More]
How To Stylishly Cuddle At The Metropolitan Opera And Other Dirty Tricks
I have been to the Met a great great many times, and with a great (great) many women throughout the years, and have had many bizarre adventures there. (Ask me about the time I had sex with my high school girlfriend on the Zeffirelli Third Act set of Aida while the Second Act Triumphal March… [Read More]
RICK SANTORUM’S PERSONAL MANSERVANT LEONARD SPEAKS! Leonard Rick Santorum’s Personal Manservant Leonard Speaks Out in An Exclusive Phone Interview “Look I’m a lot more than a pretty face. I can cook, eat and ride a bike. Sometimes being in the public eye is painful.” “In a single day, I press and dry clean Richard’s leisure… [Read More]
SANTORUM OVERJOYED TO LEARN JIM J BULLOCK NOT IN FACT DEAD, BUT HEARTBROKEN BULLOCK STILL WILL NOT WORK WITH HIM
Rick Santorum called a press conference on the Grand Tier Lobby Level of the Metropolitan Opera today for an announcement of what his press secretary, Randy, described as “Titanic Proportions.” “First, I know there has been some outcry over my cancellation of Manon with Anna Netrebko but know that she will be back next year… [Read More]
RICK SANTORUM TAKES OVER AS GENERAL MANAGER OF THE METROPOLITAN OPERA
Largo al Santorum After James Levine’s health problems and Peter Gelb’s upcoming tragic accident in an abandoned pool, a power vacuum has been left at the Metropolitan Opera. Rick Santorum has stepped in to fill the vacuum as new General Manager of the Metropolitan Opera. “We’re shocked to get him. That he was available… [Read More]
