Fashion Week at Lincoln Center

We’re not plugged in to the New York fashion scene so of course we didn’t get invited to any of the Fashion Week events of 2012.  Imagine our excitement when a partner at Elizabeth’s law firm gave us tickets to see the Barbara Siviglia collection at Lincoln Center. We got dressed up in our trendiest… [Read More]

Portrait of the Young Artist as a Middle Aged Gay Man

I started dressing like a middle aged wealthy gay man when I was 9.  I would wear a purple silk ascot, double breasted velvet blazer and penny loafers (with actual pennies in them) to Church on Sundays.    Being raised by your opera diva mother does odd things to your psyche, what can I tell you?… [Read More]

SANTORUM OVERJOYED TO LEARN JIM J BULLOCK NOT IN FACT DEAD, BUT HEARTBROKEN BULLOCK STILL WILL NOT WORK WITH HIM

Rick Santorum called a press conference on the Grand Tier Lobby Level of the Metropolitan Opera today for an announcement of what his press secretary, Randy, described as “Titanic Proportions.” “First, I know there has been some outcry over my cancellation of Manon with Anna Netrebko but know that she will be back next year… [Read More]