In honor of Christmas, here is a piece Elizabeth and I wrote a couple of years ago. Last Christmas was my and my girlfriend (now fiancée)’s first as a couple. We decided to go to her mother’s together for Christmas as things were already super serious. Things got off to a great start in that… [Read More]
An Interactive Video of a Man Being Slapped Across the Face with an Eel
Courtesy of eelslap.com Click pic above. You’re welcome. -Shawn E Mlines Related Links: 1980’s Sitcom Character Monroe Ficus Publicly Repudiates Actor Jim J Bullock 10 Sexting Autocorrects That Almost Cost Me My Sex Life Rick Santorum Overjoyed to Learn Jim J Bullock Not in Fact Dead, But Heartbroken Bullock Will Still Not Work with… [Read More]
How To Give Great Phone Sex: A Cautionary Tale
Earlier this year I sprained AND strained my shoulder and subluxated a rib while staying at my Mom’s in Northeastern Iowa. It took nearly eight weeks to completely recover. Here’s how it went down. My lovely and special young lady friend and I were having a very intense conversation on the phone super late… [Read More]
