An Interactive Video of a Man Being Slapped Across the Face with an Eel

Courtesy of eelslap.com Click pic above.   You’re welcome. -Shawn E Mlines Related Links: 1980’s Sitcom Character Monroe Ficus Publicly Repudiates Actor Jim J Bullock 10 Sexting Autocorrects That Almost Cost Me My Sex Life Rick Santorum Overjoyed to Learn Jim J Bullock Not in Fact Dead, But Heartbroken Bullock Will Still Not Work with… [Read More]

General Manager of the Metropolitan Opera Rick Santorum Addresses Upcoming Season

General Manager of the Metropolitan Opera, Rick Santorum, addressed a crowd of reporters and well-wishers at Lincoln Center Plaza this past week. “My personal late night internet research has revealed to me that the last couple of seasons at the Metropolitan have caused Nathan Gunn and his vocal folds to go off half cocked.  This… [Read More]

1980’s Sitcom Character Monroe Ficus Publicly Repudiates Actor Jim J Bullock

Actor Jim J Bullock was unavailable for comment after the fictional character he played for 4 years from 1983-1987 on Too Close For Comfort publicly repudiated the actor at a hastily called press conference in an abandoned pool near Tarzana CA.  Not since TJ Hooker publicly burned William Shatner’s wig on television in 1992 has… [Read More]