What’s Wrong With the Metropolitan Opera Online Survey?? A Lot.

Last week after finally obtaining a subscription to the Metropolitan Opera—and clearing up error after error (in call after draining call) —I received an email requesting I answer a survey from the Met.  It warned me that it would take up to 20 minutes to complete.  That’s a fairly long time for a survey, but… [Read More]

Why The Met Is Failing (And It Ain’t Just Artistic)

It’s no secret Peter Gelb and the Metropolitan Opera are trying to court a younger audience.  Both its advertising campaigns as well as the Met’s Live in HD broadcasts are hoping to snare a wider and younger audience.  I thought of this at the last opera I attended there, Macbeth, as I sat in a… [Read More]

BREAKING NEWS! Peter Gelb uses urinal. Has change of heart amidst intense internet criticism. Then uses stall.

Preliminary reports are trickling in from the Lincoln Center area of Peter Gelb using a urinal in a men’s room.   Witnesses report halfway through his famed and intricate hand washing ritual, Gelb experienced a change of heart amidst intense internet criticsm and then entered a stall for several hours. More on this story as… [Read More]