Just over two weeks ago, I attended the OPERA America National Opera Center’s official ribbon cutting ceremony as a guest of honoree Sherrill Milnes. With it, the new center became available to the public and all those interested in opera. The opening itself was attended by those involved in the creation the new National Opera… [Read More]
In Praise of My New Internet Friends From Nigeria
I always love spam email. Especially financial scams. I like the fake romantic Internet dating leads as well but somehow the financial scams tickle me the most. Something about the broken English, and the names are usually super fabulous. I recently got a spam with the Subject line “Compensation Payment”. The sender was a Mrs…. [Read More]
In Honor of Tuesday: 12 MORE Unintentionally Homoerotic Batman Images
Due to popular demand, I am sharing MORE of my disturbingly extensive collection of Unintentionally Homoerotic Batman Images. -From the Private Collection of Shawn E Milnes Related Articles: 14 Unintentionally Homoerotic Batman Images Rick Santorum’s Personal Manservant Leonard Tells All! 1980’s Sitcom Character Monroe Ficus Publicly Repudiates Actor Jim J Bullock 10 Sexting Autocorrects That… [Read More]
Turandot at the Metropolitan Opera
We went to out first Met opera of the season last night. Turandot. I had never seen it in its entirety and never live so I was excited. It was also being broadcast on the Met’s Sirius Radio Channel. After passing ads in the lobby for special reward programs for people under 40, we took… [Read More]
10 Sexting Autocorrects That Almost Cost Me My Sex Life
Sexting is an art form curse your loins! And I find it to be a wonderful way to spend countless insomniatic hours as opposed to producing something I might actually get paid for. And of course there IS a pay off. But as in all things in life, I find it best to approach it… [Read More]
In Celebration of Dark Knight Rises: 14 Unintentionally Homoerotic Batman Images
In honor of the opening of Dark Knight Rises, I am sharing some selections from my disturbingly extensive collection of Unintentionally Homoerotic Batman Images. Notice they wake up in bed together in the first panel… The above is… [Read More]
Fashion Week at Lincoln Center
We’re not plugged in to the New York fashion scene so of course we didn’t get invited to any of the Fashion Week events of 2012. Imagine our excitement when a partner at Elizabeth’s law firm gave us tickets to see the Barbara Siviglia collection at Lincoln Center. We got dressed up in our trendiest… [Read More]
SANTORUM OVERJOYED TO LEARN JIM J BULLOCK NOT IN FACT DEAD, BUT HEARTBROKEN BULLOCK STILL WILL NOT WORK WITH HIM
Rick Santorum called a press conference on the Grand Tier Lobby Level of the Metropolitan Opera today for an announcement of what his press secretary, Randy, described as “Titanic Proportions.” “First, I know there has been some outcry over my cancellation of Manon with Anna Netrebko but know that she will be back next year… [Read More]
RICK SANTORUM TAKES OVER AS GENERAL MANAGER OF THE METROPOLITAN OPERA
Largo al Santorum After James Levine’s health problems and Peter Gelb’s upcoming tragic accident in an abandoned pool, a power vacuum has been left at the Metropolitan Opera. Rick Santorum has stepped in to fill the vacuum as new General Manager of the Metropolitan Opera. “We’re shocked to get him. That he was available… [Read More]
