One Set to Rule Them All, And In the Darkness Bind Them: Gotterdammerung at the Metropolitan Opera

On the last day of the 2012-21013 Metropolitan Opera season, we saw the final performance of Gotterdammerung. Elizabeth – From the start of the prologue of Götterdämmerung, I had a sinking feeling in my stomach.  Three Norns (whatever those are) are spinning the ropes of Fate, actual ropes, while giving the background of the ring—Wotan,… [Read More]

Pineapples, Piñatas and Offenbach: NYCO’s La Périchole

Looking for a bit of a light opera to counterbalance the dark long Wagner Ring Cycle, we went to see the last performance of New York City Opera’s La Périchole.   Elizabeth-I had high hopes for a light fun evening and was looking forward to “hurricane-force gales of laughter” as the New York Post experienced. … [Read More]

Anvils and Infant Incinerations: Il Trovatore at the Metropolitan Opera

Somewhere in my extensive Internet search for a plot synopsis I could understand, I read Enrico Caruso once said all it takes for a successful production of Il Trovatore is the four greatest singers in the world.  I don’t know if the Met had that but I thoroughly enjoyed the production I saw this week.  … [Read More]

Corn, Porn and Oprah: Sex in the Heartland

Call me old fashioned, but I’ve always wanted to visit a sex shop in the rural Midwest.  So while staying at my mother’s bizarre quasi-plantation like homestead in Northeastern Iowa I felt the opportunity would finally present itself. Now I didn’t want any of those roadside “24 Hour Bookstore and Video Booth” establishments.  The kind… [Read More]

In Honor of Frankenstorm Sandy: 13 Exceedingly Bizarre Comic Book Monsters

                                        In honor of the monstrous Hurricane Sandy, I am sharing a few selections from my exquisite collection of bizarre comic monsters.  Let Mankind Beware.Above, Goom.   Whom apparently nothing can stop. His son, Googam.  Who will… [Read More]

Blinded By Love: Elisir at the Metropolitan Opera

Last Wednesday, we saw Elixir of Love at the Met with Anna Netrebko and Matthew Polenzani.  I had heard much negative commentary about the new production but I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was the first performance of the season in our subscription seats in Dress Circle.  The view was terrific and despite the smell of Ben… [Read More]

The Opera Queen and I

This past fall I saw Anna Bolena at the Met.  I went with a dear super hottie super platonic friend of mine who was perfect enough to get us tickets.   It’s a hot show so we were up in the nose bleeds a bit but there aren’t really bad seats in the Met.  I immediately… [Read More]

SANTORUM OVERJOYED TO LEARN JIM J BULLOCK NOT IN FACT DEAD, BUT HEARTBROKEN BULLOCK STILL WILL NOT WORK WITH HIM

Rick Santorum called a press conference on the Grand Tier Lobby Level of the Metropolitan Opera today for an announcement of what his press secretary, Randy, described as “Titanic Proportions.” “First, I know there has been some outcry over my cancellation of Manon with Anna Netrebko but know that she will be back next year… [Read More]