Baritone Dmitri Hvorostvsky is currently headlining in the Metropolitan Opera’s updated Vegas production of Rigoletto to much acclaim. I know I am not alone in often having thought, “Gosh I wish this fine world class artist had a Cyber Medieval Post Apocalyptic BDSM Music Video I could watch and enjoy.”Well… Truly one of the most… [Read More]
Mr Monko, Dorothy Hamill and the Nature of Poo
In honor of my nephew Duncan’s recent trip to New York, I am reposting a story about him I wrote a couple years ago. I spent this past Thanksgiving in Iowa with my half sister, my half brother, their mother, my mother, my half sister’s husband and their 3 year old son. This was all very… [Read More]
An Interactive Video of a Man Being Slapped Across the Face with an Eel
Courtesy of eelslap.com Click pic above. You’re welcome. -Shawn E Mlines Related Links: 1980’s Sitcom Character Monroe Ficus Publicly Repudiates Actor Jim J Bullock 10 Sexting Autocorrects That Almost Cost Me My Sex Life Rick Santorum Overjoyed to Learn Jim J Bullock Not in Fact Dead, But Heartbroken Bullock Will Still Not Work with… [Read More]
General Manager of the Metropolitan Opera Rick Santorum Addresses Upcoming Season
General Manager of the Metropolitan Opera, Rick Santorum, addressed a crowd of reporters and well-wishers at Lincoln Center Plaza this past week. “My personal late night internet research has revealed to me that the last couple of seasons at the Metropolitan have caused Nathan Gunn and his vocal folds to go off half cocked. This… [Read More]
1980’s Sitcom Character Monroe Ficus Publicly Repudiates Actor Jim J Bullock
Actor Jim J Bullock was unavailable for comment after the fictional character he played for 4 years from 1983-1987 on Too Close For Comfort publicly repudiated the actor at a hastily called press conference in an abandoned pool near Tarzana CA. Not since TJ Hooker publicly burned William Shatner’s wig on television in 1992 has… [Read More]
The Breathtaking Candid and Television Photography of Girk Tunker
A selection of photographs from Girk Tunker’s Too Much Time On My Hands collection.Observations and television watching from around New York, Maine and these United States. Disclaimer: NO photos have been Photoshopped or altered in any way. (Photos Courtesy of Dom Rosoff) -Shawn E Milnes Related Articles: A Tasteful Selection of Homoerotic Batman Images 12… [Read More]
