In honor of Christmas, here is a piece Elizabeth and I wrote a couple of years ago. Last Christmas was my and my girlfriend (now fiancée)’s first as a couple. We decided to go to her mother’s together for Christmas as things were already super serious. Things got off to a great start in that… [Read More]
Cary Elwes and the Tasseled Nipple
During my 3 plus months exile in Iowa last year, I made it my mission to fill my every waking moment of my every brief trip to New York with light, color, action, art and madness and therefore suck the very marrow out of my all too limited time back in civilization. To this end… [Read More]
Carl Jung, BDSM and The Flavored Popcorn Dilemma
Let me just preface this by saying I REALLY like Root Beer. Almost exactly a year ago, I went to see David Cronenberg’s A Dangerous Method. I’d had a DVD screener of it for months but kept myself from watching it because I VERY much wanted to see it in a theatre with my super… [Read More]
Corn, Porn and Oprah: Sex in the Heartland
Call me old fashioned, but I’ve always wanted to visit a sex shop in the rural Midwest. So while staying at my mother’s bizarre quasi-plantation like homestead in Northeastern Iowa I felt the opportunity would finally present itself. Now I didn’t want any of those roadside “24 Hour Bookstore and Video Booth” establishments. The kind… [Read More]
How To Give Great Phone Sex: A Cautionary Tale
Earlier this year I sprained AND strained my shoulder and subluxated a rib while staying at my Mom’s in Northeastern Iowa. It took nearly eight weeks to completely recover. Here’s how it went down. My lovely and special young lady friend and I were having a very intense conversation on the phone super late… [Read More]
10 Sexting Autocorrects That Almost Cost Me My Sex Life
Sexting is an art form curse your loins! And I find it to be a wonderful way to spend countless insomniatic hours as opposed to producing something I might actually get paid for. And of course there IS a pay off. But as in all things in life, I find it best to approach it… [Read More]
