During my time marooned in rural Iowa helping my mother at her isolated quasi-plantation last year, I had an excess of quiet time with which to think so therefore understandably spent a great deal of that time worrying about the house being attacked by zombies. True, watching excessive amounts of The Walking Dead alone late… [Read More]
Cary Elwes and the Tasseled Nipple
During my 3 plus months exile in Iowa last year, I made it my mission to fill my every waking moment of my every brief trip to New York with light, color, action, art and madness and therefore suck the very marrow out of my all too limited time back in civilization. To this end… [Read More]
Senior Dating Rituals of the Midwestern States
Last year, I spent the majority of three long months with my mother, Nancy, at her quasi plantation in wildly rural northeastern Iowa. I originally went to help her with the house and grounds, as her health while not yet failing is not the best. However when my own health started to fail the quasi… [Read More]
Corn, Porn and Oprah: Sex in the Heartland
Call me old fashioned, but I’ve always wanted to visit a sex shop in the rural Midwest. So while staying at my mother’s bizarre quasi-plantation like homestead in Northeastern Iowa I felt the opportunity would finally present itself. Now I didn’t want any of those roadside “24 Hour Bookstore and Video Booth” establishments. The kind… [Read More]
How To Give Great Phone Sex: A Cautionary Tale
Earlier this year I sprained AND strained my shoulder and subluxated a rib while staying at my Mom’s in Northeastern Iowa. It took nearly eight weeks to completely recover. Here’s how it went down. My lovely and special young lady friend and I were having a very intense conversation on the phone super late… [Read More]
